my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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