i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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