do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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