I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
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So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
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I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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