4 words: hood of his car
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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