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One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
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Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
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Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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