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• (586): View more from Michigan

  One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.

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  She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)

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  this is your brother

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.

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  You eat cookies in the shower?

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• (435): View more from Utah

  Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.

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• (903): View more from Texas

  You're a waste of cheezeits

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.

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• (516): View more from New York

  Gotcha. How bad is it?

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  Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon

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• (607): View more from New York

  She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.

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