i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
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All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
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i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition