so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
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I swear to god he's a one man village people.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
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In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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