Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
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If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
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May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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