mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
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In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
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her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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