arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
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Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
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We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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