Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
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I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
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We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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