I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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