His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
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yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
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he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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