I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
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im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
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First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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