pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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