I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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