ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
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I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
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I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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