i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
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You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
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That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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