The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
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surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
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The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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