dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
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we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
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Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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