Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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