I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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