: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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