Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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