so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Randomize
