You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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