So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
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Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
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I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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