: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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