Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
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Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
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Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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