as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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