Quick, to the slutcave!
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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