Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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