garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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