I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
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i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
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My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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