ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
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This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
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I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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