youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
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i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
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