i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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