If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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