Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Nicole vs. Life
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
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I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
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I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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