I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
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i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
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I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
The adults are the big ones right?
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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