just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
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ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
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I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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