Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Green mimosas i think yes
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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