hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
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Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
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Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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