what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
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