I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
BRING THE BAGELS
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Randomize
