I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
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Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
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It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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