i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
Randomize
