I think i peed on brittanys purse
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
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I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
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Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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