oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
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good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
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So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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