I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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